Sweet, Sweet, Sugar DATY

Well, well, well. Hello, there, and a happy, belated Halloween to all of you. Hope your treats were sweet and your tricks... Oh, so, sticky. What an evening! What a day! It's, absolutely, the only holiday I know of, when anyone and everyone has the ability and opportunity to do all sorts of CRAZY, AZZ …

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GREATEST BEAUTY TRICK

Masterhead69 aka Laney Lixx just discovered the greatest beauty trick of the 21st century!! Better than toothpaste, even. Remove hair dye with MUSTARD!! AHHHHH!!! Oh,  Followed by... Lots of soap! Tell em, I told ya!!

THAT Day

A great, big, "hello", to all of my friendly, fellow, fun-lovin, freaks. I do, so, love all of you, my comrads in kink. It's a, truly, wonderful feeling to belong to such an amazingly, diverse group of individuals. You like me. You, really, like me. Despite, my many perversions... Oh... Thank God, for that. Because... Well, I've, kinda, been a …

`Yes, please. ICEE! 

I imagine that cummin to my home for the very first time must be a nerve-wrecking experience for fellas. Of course, I send my dates my address, directons, and a picture of my house to alleviate any concerns regarding the trip, itself. Still, it is completely understandable how meeting me, or any female, for a first …

Man, Hoe! 

Friend's. Oh, my dear, dear, friends. I'm so very psyched to see that y'all haven't given up on me... Yet. I'm sure you're probably wondering what fresh load of shit I'll be shoveling up for your entertainment this morning. Y'all should be so ashamed of yourselves. Soon, you'll have everyone thinkin, I just wake up …

Me, Again

I think I liked it better when my blog was completely anonymous. I could write about, just, anything that I wanted. I could write every single feeling I felt. I could share with the world, every minute detail of every experience I've ever had. All, without fear of judgement or retribution. Things have certainly changed …