Porno for Perverts

Hello, friends. I’ve been trying to get back to you like you wouldn’t believe. Unfortunately, I’ve been stuck in the nasty world of porn for the past four days. My addictive behavior just never gives up. Does it?

Oh, and thanks, Efty, for all of the batteries. They certainly have cum in handy these past few days. Sadly, the beautiful new purple gift that you bought me isn’t doing as well. It’s head popped off yesterday. Luckily, mine had just popped off right before.

So, here I am, trying to get shit done, and I can’t turn off Heavy-R. For those of you who don’t know, that’s an awful website with all the nasty things you wish you’d never seen… but can’t seem to get out of your head later. I like it.

But it certainly hasn’t contributed to me setting up that many appointments. However, it has definitely intensified the ones that I’ve had. Whewee!. Them boys left happy. And they left me happy in their wake.

Finally hung the mirror in the bedroom. It’s right next to the bed so when I give someone head, my ass is perfectly reflected back to them. Don’t lie. You know you love it. Well, I do too.

I’ve been determined not to let any negativity into me or Spaz’s life. We’ve already dealt with enough of it so far. I’ll admit, the insane situations that I’ve had to endure have only made me stronger, but that doesn’t mean I want to experience them anymore.

I’m just so much more relaxed here. The house is fabulous. The yard is wonderful. And… I’m behind a fence. I really do feel safe here. I think we’ll stay awhile. If the first two weeks are any indication, we’re going to spend a fabulous year here. Possibly more.

I can do very naughty things in this house. There are several large rooms to play in. Damnit! Even my bed seems bigger here. I love it! It kinda makes me horny. I’m happy. I’m really happy.

Things are really looking up, and I’m loving it. I’m prepared to eat it all up, even if a spoon is required. So don’t try me when it comes to having a good time. I have no qualms with showing you exactly what I mean.

Let me touch your body. My hands trace patterns that soothe even the most restless of souls. I don’t know how it works. I just understand that IT DOES. As your body acquiesces, mine will follow. I can touch you from the inside out.

 
Or have you forgotten??