Good morning, everyone! Well, I’ve been slammed. Literally. My days have been full to the brim with cock of every shape and size. Today looks to be no different. I’ll ride this cloud until I free fall straight on my face.

I told you. I’ve got really big goals for myself this year. Moving out of my cramped little apartment is at the very top of my list. I know I can do better than this. Unfortunately, for right now, I’ve gotta run, friends. I promise to update you later on all of today’s fun and excitement. Or the lack thereof. Either way, you’ll find out. Laters.